courtyardclinic
A website for people with HIV at The Courtyard Clinic
St. George's Healthcare Trust, Blackshaw Road, Tooting, London, SW17 0QT. Tel: 020 8725 3353

STAFF PROFILES

This the Staff Profiles page. It contains a questions and answers style from some members of staff and enables us to get to know them more. From how long have they worked at the clinic to who is their mentor and from what make and model of mobile do they have to what is their favourite confectionary? - It's all here. Click on name to open their profile panel.

 

Phillip Hay

What is your name?

Phillip Hay.

How old are you?

52 years old.

How long have you worked at The Courtyard?

Twenty years come January 2012.

What is your title and what do you do at the clinic?

Full title is Reader and Honorary Consultant in Genitourinary and HIV Medicine. I am also director of Clinical Research for the Trust/medical school. I do one G-U clinic per week including a referral vaginal discharge clinic, an unselected HIV clinic, the mother and baby HIV clinic and family HIV clinic. I am on the rota for ward rounds. The rest of the time I am doing research or teaching.

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

Probably still here but doing some of the same and some different roles.

What’s the single biggest achievement you have fulfilled?

Raising two children to get to University and become independent.

What’s the single biggest ambition you have?

To solve how to prevent bacterial vaginosis (‘BV’) causing premature babies.

Who is or has been your best hero/mentor in your life?

My old boss – Professor David Taylor-Robinson.

When you’re not busy at work, what’s your favourite thing to do or pastime?

I cycle and swim and spend time with friends and family. I like to surf somewhere warm given the chance.

What make and model of car do you own/drive?

Toyota Prius. I prefer my bicycle for short trips.

What make and model of mobile phone do you have?

HTC Desire.

What do you have breakfast normally?

Either porridge or toast or yoghurt and fruit if I want to be healthy. Smoked mackerel and poached eggs on Sundays.

What’s your favourite biscuit?

The ones with marshmallow and chocolate on top.

What’s your favourite confectionary product?

Lindt Excellence Chilli chocolate – one square with a cup of green tea after dinner.

What’s your favourite meal?

Chinese Dim Sum for a late Sunday lunch after a long walk.

What’s your favourite Michael Jackson song?

None. My daughter has introduced me to Rancid: I like most of their stuff.

What film would you never get tired of watching?

The Deerhunter.

Which supermarket do you prefer to use?

Waitrose.

When you’re waiting in a queue, what do you think of?

What else I could be doing.

What’s your most annoying habit?

You’d better ask my wife – she would probably give you a list to choose from. My son would say whistling out of tune.

If you were totally in charge of the clinic for a day… what would change first?

I’ve been trying to get thermostats so that we can control the temperature in our environment properly.

 

Bernard Kelly
[Er... someone's not being totally truthful with their photo submitting, are they... Bernard?]

 

 

 

 

What is your name?

Bernard Kelly

How old are you?

45

How long have you worked at The Courtyard?

7 years

What is your title and what do you do at the clinic?

Sexual Health Adviser - along with the usual Health Adviser responsibilities of undertaking pre-test HIV discussions, providing emotional/counselling support, assessing individual need and referring on to appropriate services, giving advice about sexually transmitted infections and getting partners tested and treated, etc. I am also involved in running the clinic we hold in Wandsworth Prison every week and along with Helen Webb take the lead on patient involvement at the Courtyard

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

Living by the sea after my ridiculously large lottery win

What’s the single biggest achievement you have fulfilled?

Still being here

What’s the single biggest ambition you have?

To keep my health, mobility and marbles into old age

Who is or has been your best hero/mentor in your life?

Historically, one is a woman called Sojourner Truth who was fearlessly fighting for human rights way back in the nineteenth century-saying pretty much the same things as activists like Angela Davies were campaigning for in the 1960s

When you’re not busy at work, what’s your favourite thing to do or pastime?

Wandering around the South Bank imagining I'm a free man

What make and model of car do you own/drive?

I don't

What make and model of mobile phone do you have?

Nokia - I have no idea about models

What do you have breakfast normally?

Nothing

What’s your favourite biscuit?

Anything involving chocolate

What’s your favourite confectionary product?

Galaxy Bar

What’s your favourite meal?

Christmas Dinner

What’s your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Ben-because although it sounds so sweet its really about a psychopathic boys' love for his homicidal rat

What film would you never get tired of watching?

Distant Voices Still Lives

Which supermarket do you prefer to use?

Waitrose - but prefer is often different to afford

When you’re waiting in a queue, what do you think of?

Isn't it scandalous that although bus companies make huge profits I have been waiting here for ages for one to come along and know when one does it will just sail on by because it's too full

What’s your most annoying habit?

Noisy eating

If you were totally in charge of the clinic for a day… what would change first?

What do you mean I'm not in charge?
Helen Webb

 

 

 

 

What is your name?

Helen Webb

How old are you?

Not a question to ask a lady!

How long have you worked at The Courtyard?

years

What is your title and what do you do at the clinic?

Clinical Nurse Specialist. I work with a team of nurse running the HIV out patient service. I also run my own nurse led clinics for people living with HIV and hepatitis.

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

I’ll leave that to fate

What’s the single biggest achievement you have fulfilled?

I always wanted to be a nurse and I am!

What’s the single biggest ambition you have?

To win the lottery

Who is or has been your best hero/mentor in your life?

Florence Nightingale

When you’re not busy at work, what’s your favourite thing to do or pastime?

Not being at work

What make and model of car do you own/drive?

Pass

What make and model of mobile phone do you have?

What’s a mobile phone?!

What do you have breakfast normally?

A full English

What’s your favourite biscuit?

Rich Tea

What’s your favourite confectionary product?

Galaxy

What’s your favourite meal?

Roast dinner

What’s your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Thriller

What film would you never get tired of watching?

Top Gun

Which supermarket do you prefer to use?

Lidl

When you’re waiting in a queue, what do you think of?

Getting out of it

What’s your most annoying habit?

Me, Annoying?

If you were totally in charge of the clinic for a day… what would change first?

Everyone (patients and doctors) would be on time (in my dreams)

 

Mark Pakianathan

What is your name?

Mark Rohan Pakianathan

How old are you?

41

How long have you worked at The Courtyard?

7 years

What is your title and what do you do at the clinic?

I am a Consultant Physician. I am one of the senior doctors in the clinic and am involved in direct patient care but also working with the team to try and continuously modernise and improve our service as well as make it more patient friendly. I am also the deputy lead clinician of the South west London Sexual health and HIV network. We are working across south west London to ensure that all services across the sector work together to keep standards of care high across our patch. My role also involves a lot of training and teaching of doctors in training and GPs.

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

I hope to be still at the Courtyard Clinic as I love it here.

What’s the single biggest achievement you have fulfilled?

I guess getting my first consultant job at 31 was pretty quick. I was quite scared at first to be honest when it all happened so quickly but pleased as well. I now know, working in the NHS no matter how senior you get, we are always learning on the job, so no title or seniority will ever give you the right to say you know it all…there’s always more to learn.

What’s the single biggest ambition you have?

I love working in the NHS. I guess as I get older and wiser I would like to have more influence about how the NHS serves patients. I think we can do a lot more to make it easier for patients to negotiate access to services. So what I’m saying I guess, is working more closely with the Department of Health. I’m not ready to leave the frontline just yet though as I love day to day patient contact.

Who is or has been your best hero/mentor in your life?

My Dad. He taught me how to make a kite from bamboo, string and grease proof paper when I was 9!

When you’re not busy at work, what’s your favourite thing to do or pastime?

Walking my dog on Wandsworh Common with my partner on a sunny day

What make and model of car do you own/drive?

Audi A4

What make and model of mobile phone do you have? Some old Nokia but I want an iPhone

What do you have breakfast normally?

Coffee…that’s it

What’s your favourite biscuit?

Chocolate digestives

What’s your favourite confectionary product?

Lion bars

What’s your favourite meal?

Roast beef with LOTS of Yorkshire pudding and roast potatoes…or this fried noodle dish they have in Malaysia called ‘Char Kuey Theow’

What’s your favourite Michael Jackson song?

I’m not an MJ fan

What film would you never get tired of watching?

Basic Instinct

Which supermarket do you prefer to use?

Waitrose, but I'm usually in Sainsbos

When you’re waiting in a queue, what do you think of?

I’m usually watching the people on the queue and wondering about their lives, hopes and dreams.

What’s your most annoying habit?

Shaking my legs constantly

If you were totally in charge of the clinic for a day… what would change first?

I’d build a second floor for the HIV clinic so we have more space.. especially a bigger waiting room and computer terminals for patients to surf the web

'Treponema Pallidum'

thequeen

What is your name?

Treponema Pallidum

How old are you?

26¼

How long have you worked at The Courtyard?

Longer than I care to remember

What is your title and what do you do at the clinic?

HRH – As much as possible in as long as possible while attempting to appear serene

Where do you see yourself in five years time?

Leading the world in the fight against disease

What’s the single biggest achievement you have fulfilled?

Being on a diet for over 30 years and not losing any weight

What’s the single biggest ambition you have?

My ambition is to get to a point where common sense prevails in the NHS (and for the diet to work in its 31st year)

Who is or has been your best hero/mentor in your life?

Fiona Davidson

When you’re not busy at work, what’s your favourite thing to do or pastime?

Sleep

What make and model of car do you own/drive?

A pink car like Lady Penelope

What make and model of mobile phone do you have?

My friend’s

What do you have breakfast normally?

Chocolate

What’s your favourite biscuit?

Chocolate

What’s your favourite confectionary product?

Chocolate

What’s your favourite meal?

Chocolate

What’s your favourite Michael Jackson song?

Who is Michael Jackson?

What film would you never get tired of watching?

In and Out

Which supermarket do you prefer to use?

Supermarket? Have Harrods stopped delivering?

When you’re waiting in a queue, what do you think of?

Chocolate

What’s your most annoying habit?

See Helen’s answer

If you were totally in charge of the clinic for a day… what would change first?

The toilets


A short interview with the interviewer, Wayne

What made you create a staff profiles page for the website?

I think it was while I was in the waiting room of the clinic, I was looking through one of the gossip magazines and I noticed a questions and answers style of interview with some celebrity. Much like this one, only without the celebrity!

What made you chose those questions?

Well, once the sensible questions were out of the way; about their career and their relationship with the clinic, I wanted to ask questions like the car they drive and the mobile phone they use. I think it gives us an insight to whether they're technically minded, trendy and fashionable with technology or whether they're ecological and all that!

Were there any questions that didn't make it further than the cutting room floor?

Oh yes... it's all far too easy for me drop my professional hat and become as child-like as my two grandsons; I think that's why people say I'm good with children. But questions like, are you married, gay or straight were always going to be far too personal and then other stuff about clothes and holidays and 'who do you fancy?' might have been a tad revealing too!

Are we going to see anymore staff profiles?

I've no idea. I'd like to think so but like the rest of the website, these things take time. I'm just grateful that Bernard, Helen and Mark have got the page started at least.

If staff are reading this, can they get in touch with you to sumbit their questions and join in?

Absolutely and please do. I guess the quickest way is to send an email and I'll reply with the questions and they can just type the replies in the same email and send it back... if that's convenient! My email is at the bottom of every page on the site, in the footer.